thekidsarentalright:

windows98:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

WHAT

OHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SO MUCH CUTER THAN THE CAT ONE LOOK AT RHIS FUCKING BIRD WHAT KIND OF BIRD EVEN IS IT LOOK AT IT ITD SO FCKING CUTE IT LITERALLY SAYS MEEP WHEN IT CHIRPS

(Source: spazzdhn)

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bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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cindysuen:

starving cat eating ice cubes + popsicle = catsicleI drew this for the nick app's do not touch button.

cindysuen:

starving cat eating ice cubes + popsicle = catsicle
I drew this for the nick app's do not touch button.

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Heard joke once: 
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears.  Says “But Doctor…  I am Pagliacci!”

Heard joke once: 

Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.”
Man bursts into tears.
Says “But Doctor…
I am Pagliacci!”

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catsbeaversandducks:

With a cat, you’re never alone.
Photo via Imgur

catsbeaversandducks:

With a cat, you’re never alone.

Photo via Imgur

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brieana is my flavorite

brieana is my flavorite

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tmbgareok:

People of tumblr! They Might Be Giants have created a very special gift for everyone http://www.theymightbegiants.com/firstalbumlive/
We would sincerely appreciate you spreading the good word of this project, and respectfully request all you fine folks reblog this custom-made free offering. 

How good these guys are to their fans?!!!!????? 

tmbgareok:

People of tumblr! They Might Be Giants have created a very special gift for everyone http://www.theymightbegiants.com/firstalbumlive/

We would sincerely appreciate you spreading the good word of this project, and respectfully request all you fine folks reblog this custom-made free offering. 

How good these guys are to their fans?!!!!????? 

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